Damn all these canvas shopping bags piling up under my sink

What the hell am I supposed to do with all these canvas bags piling up underneath my sink? No faster do I give them away to some charitable organization than they pile up again. That space under my sink could be used for so many other things (unused flower pots for instance, or spare decorative [...]

Skipping Special Time

Due to popular demand by director Fucky Kozak I somewhat proudly present Skipping Special Time, a pretty ridiculous short filmed on the shores of Tel Aviv, Israel.

Falling in the Sierras

We went for a summer hike in the Sierras recently. On the second half of our loop we found the trail covered in snow. We walked downhill like this for about a mile, slipping and sliding the whole way. It was great fun and very funny when one of us fell (as you shall see). [...]

Tacoma is his tahoma part II: The basement of A.Z.Z.

This video is terrible I admit, but the audio is kind of funny if you can follow it. I’ll post it for that reason.

Tacoma is his tahoma

The old Indian name for Mount Rainier was Tacoma. That’s how Tacoma the city got its name. So says A.Z.Z., who was once described by someone to someone else on the phone as, “a guy who knows a lot of stuff.” And where does this guy live, you may ask? Tacoma. He is a homeowner [...]

Moscow: Siberian employment rate still high

Despite the economic downturn employment rates in Siberia have remained strong, a Russian finance committee reported recently. Siberia remains a magnet for those in the labor market, a true beacon for all types who for one reason or another are destined to break rocks or shovel. In fact, the report stated, the Siberian work camp [...]

Married with questions

I was thinking about the ten commandments the other day and got to wondering…Why is there one commandment forbidding adultery and another forbidding men to covet their neighbor’s wife? Perhaps a waste of tablet space? If there’s hell to pay for adultery, then it stands to reason that a dude is better off not even [...]

Sorry to hear about your lactose problem

I couldn’t help but hearing over the noise of this crowded restaurant what a problem you’ve been having with lactose. I just want you to know how sorry I am, especially since – as you just mentioned –  you enjoyed ice cream so much as a child. The nice looking people at your table [...]

Israeli electioneering 2009: A slideshow

In how many ways can the Israeli political system be facocked? Lots! What fun it was to be in the holy land last week for the general election and see all the shenanigans up close! Holocaust survivors teaming up with pot-smokers, blatant rip-offs of Obama tag lines, and penis references galore!
I hope you enjoy this [...]

Garbage artist creates first all-compost sculpture

Chicagoland Area garbage artist Leon Brinks has created the first sculpture made entirely of compostable material. Made of rotting vegetables, empty milk cartons, and other compost-friendly items, the piece, standing at over forty-feet high with no discernible shape, was dedicated today by a community ceremony in the Waukegan, Illinois parking lot of the local Tire Zone. ”I usually work with [...]